my cousin just texted me asking if i know how to turn off netflix captions on the ps3. i have a wiiu and an xbox i dont fucking know im not google goddamnit

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

pinmeupagainstthesky:

These, for me, are the two most depressing paintings in western history. They were painted by post-impressionist Henry de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man who, due to inbreeding, was born with a genetic disorder that prevented his legs from growing after they were broken. After being so thoroughly mocked for is appearance, he became an alcoholic, which is what eventually caused his institutionalization and death. His only known romantic relations were with prostitutes.

And then he paints something like this which is so beautiful and tender and sentimental. It seems like the couple in bed really loves each other—cares about each other. Wakes up happy to look at each other. And I see that love and passion and I wonder how lonely he must have been. I wonder how he could paint something like this without it breaking his heart. 

Maybe they say artists should create what they know, not because its unbelievable when they extend themselves beyond their experiences, but because when they pull it off with such elegance, it’s so damn unbearable to look at. I hate thinking of Lautrec, wondering about the lovers he created and knowing it was beyond his experience. Creating something that he knows is beautiful and knows he’ll never really understand. 

artifactrix:

sorcyress:

silentstep:

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moniquill:

siderealsandman:

friendlytroll:

prokopetz:

mikhailvladimirovich:

bogleech:

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or…

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lady-ha-ha:

For real. I hate summer.

officialalois:

blogteas:

ouch

I MISSED THIS POST WHEN DID YOU SCREENSHOT MY TAGS

Breaking Bad: Jesse Pinkman
↳ Cat’s In The Bag… (1x02)

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

1. Siblings Enjolras and Cosette
2. Marius is a booby
3. THEY WERE ALL NAMED JEAN
4. George Blagden is a gift from heaven 
5. Javert can’t handle JV’s character development
6. Valjean is the epitome of character development
7. Slytherin!Enjolras 
8. Gavroche was the most hardcore kid in 1800’s France
9. Les Amis are hot

10. Nobody hates Fantine. Nobody.

agarjelly:

This morning be like..

"In this world, only the strong survive."